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Given the “huge” current popularity of bisexuality among women, who don’t have any penis at all (in case you haven’t noticed), what’s with the “large” big deal about about penis size? Resolved: Males who are not blessed with large equipment will not be “penalized,” provided they learn how to “grind.” Any disagreement?.

Tribadism: (noun) A form of lesbianism that simulates heterosexual intercourse.

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We support a woman’s right to change her mind,
so instead of our regularly scheduled post featuring a local celeb, please check out this fabulous art by a Mystress of graphic and photographic persuasion, Japihonoo. More at http://www.japihonoo.com

Nice chair! Just right for a cuddle session, don’t you think? Personally, I think every erotic massage studio should possess a comfortable chaise lounge and offer cuddle sessions (with petting privileges) as an alternative therapy! What do you think?

What do you think about as you view this divine young woman? What do you think she has to say about that? Please let us know by leaving a comment!

Here’s a photo gallery with 15 more hot shots of this beauty and her red-headed friend!

Wish I had a photo for this one. Maybe soon.

I met the most unique and classy beauty at a Karaoke party a few weeks back. But I only got a proper introduction at happy hour this evening at The Factory. I can’t mention her real name because I suspect she’ll soon be using a stage name and catering to the sensual desires of you guys. She told me she’d check out the site and decide if she feels my photographic skills can do her justice. I can’t wait because when I saw her walk into that Karaoke party, I was floored by her astonishing, goddess-like form. Then she sang this amazing Heather Headley song with her fabulous golden voice that touches the deepest part of your soul. And she’s got a great attitude… gracious and friendly, but not the sort to be pushed around or let herself be abused. Well, I’m impressed, so phone me this week, baby, and let’s get working on it.

Hey Lady! I wrote you a longer “secret” message here. Just type your first name backwards into that white search box below the Picture of the Day on the right. Type it backwards and press the return key. - Me

This beautiful Irish-American lass began working at The Golden Goddess this week. I’ll confess to introducing her to Toni. They hit it off and the rest is history (or “Mystery,” perhaps)! Like many a sensual masseuse, Raven will not show her face on the ‘Net, but if you think her bottom is nice, wait until you see her classically beautiful features. Otherwise, she’s a sweetheart and a charmer. Don’t wait too long to experience her nimble fingers pampering your tired, stress-filled body. Call Toni to book your appointment with Raven today. Mention ClevelandErotica for a discount!

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A 20-year-old redhead emailed me a few weeks back. She was looking for work. She’s very pretty, very busty, and she’s lactating. Her breasts are full of mother’s milk. She said she wants to fulfill lactation fetishes for you guys.

I didn’t know what to tell her then. But today I’ve decided to post this message for her. You guys who are into women with milk, please make a comment here. You don’t need to be registered. Just press that link below, or go into the post and leave some nice words. Tell her what you’d like to do with her. Be sure to leave an email address. You better use a fake name. I’m going to tell her to get back to you. You can work out your own deals. Fair enough? Oh yeah, this isn’t her photo. She’s even nicer, but you’ll need to find out about that for yourself.

Do you believe in Magic? Are aphrodisiacs for real? Do you need one? Those are the questions you need to ask yourself — especially that last question.

Is your sex drive not quite what it was when you were eighteen. Are you afraid to screw with V*agra or C*alis, because that pharmaceutical stuff seems likely to crystallize your nuts, if you know what I mean. Besides, it’s expensive and not always easy to obtain without embarrassment. Well, I know where you’re coming from (or not coming, maybe LOL). So stay tuned, because Cleveland Erotica’s Aphrodisiac Addict is going to present info on several more natural solutions, herbal solutions to the so-called “erection enigma.” Some of them work quite well; some may not work at all; some may be dangerous; some are against the so-called law; some must be taken for several days before they show effects, one hits you in twenty minutes to one hour. I’ve tried most of them and I’m only going to recommend one of them! But man, oh man, does that one ever work! It costs less then five dollars per dose, and you can get several places in Cleveland and in most large cities. But guess what? I’m not going to tell you about it until I’ve told you about all the others because I’m not selling it, and I want you to visit this web site often. Disclaimer: No medical advice will be offered here, only facts, information, and common sense. If you need “medical advice™, contact that arrogant s.o.b. who calls himself your health care professional and wants to crystallize your nuts with expensive, pharmaceuticals bwahahaha!

“Architecture is crystallized music,” ’tis said.
Another old saw tells us, “A pretty girl is like a melody.” If so, then this young lady is a brick….err… well, you get the picture.

What if there is a place where you can go when you’re in that certain sensual mood and you want to spend your time with someone extra-special… someone who knows just what you want, knows what you need, and knows how to give it to you just the way you need it most?

Does that sound like an impossible dream? Unreal? Never Never Land? Well, you’re wrong. That place exists, and it’s all around you, whether you see it or not. So it is similar to Never Never Land, Shangra-La, or maybe Brigadoon. The place is real enough, but you can’t always find it. But one thing is certain. You can see it if you try hard enough, or in the right way. Of course, having the right sort of companion would be a big help, don’t you agree? So… how do you find a companion of that sort? Easy, become that sort of companion yourself. Act to attract. Yes, you can learn how to do that. You’ll see!

This website, Cleveland Erotica, is such a place.

There’s an old saying that anyone who would lead must know how to serve. One who would be Master (or Mistress) must act sometimes as a servant among you… perhaps even suffering in your name. This is true, though it’s not popular to say so these days.

For example, how can a woman become a Dominatrix, if she has not experienced submission, so she know what her charges are feeling and experiencing. Who will initiate the High Priestess… Who will pass her the Power…and what form will that ritual take?

Please comment on this one. It’s more important than you realize